FRIDAY SPORTING Humour...Enjoy the week-end...!!

From the Golfing World - LOL

Women's Tee...

... It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker.

"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!!"
I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee." I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating.

Once more the man yelled, "Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee, PLEASE!" I finally stopped, turned, looked through the clubhouse window directly at the person with the mike and shouted back,

"Would the person in the clubhouse kindly shut the hell up and let me play my second shot?"

From Aussie Rules:

If AFL teams were women

• Sydney would be J-Lo - Quality all over, but especially good down back.
• West Coast would be Kylie Minogue - very decent despite not having much up front.
• Fremantle would be Danii Minogue - Always trying hard to be as good as her big sister, but will never measure up. The butt of everyone's jokes.
• St Kilda would be Krystal from Big Brother - has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
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• Brisbane would be Elle MacPherson - past her glorious best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.
• Port Power would be Madonna - also past her glorious best, but refuses to accept it gracefully.
• Carlton would be Whitney Houston - has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails.
• Adelaide would be Delta Goodrem - tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.
• Geelong would be Britney Spears - at times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly.
• Essendon would be Katie Holmes - has a certifiable psycho in charge of her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times
• The Kangaroos would be Paris Hilton - lays down way too easily.
• Richmond would be Annabel Chong - can cop a pounding and keep coming back for more, all in the name of self-improvement.
• Western Bulldogs would be Shakira - proof that being short is no Barrier to getting you excited. Will only get better too.
• Hawthorn would be Christina Aguilera - looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty.
• Melbourne would be Princess Di - may be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while.
• Collingwood would be Amelie Mauresmo - last woman on Earth scenario: you still wouldn't