SOMETHING TO LIGHT UP THE DAY AND WEEK...Enjoy!

On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.

-- Lou Holtz

If hockey fights were fake, you would see me in more of them.
-- Rod Gilbert

You can observe a lot just by watching.
-- Yogi Berra

FRIDAY SPORTING Humour...

“Left hand, right hand, it doesn’t matter. I’m amphibious.” – Charles Shackleford

To be fair… He can actually breathe underwater too.

“Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win.” – Doug Collins

… Almost? What happens the other times?

“I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father” –Greg Norman

And all of his other parents he failed to mention.