FRIDAY SPORTING Humour...Enjoy the week-end...!!

From the Golfing World - LOL

Women's Tee...

... It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker.

"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!!"
I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee." I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating.

Once more the man yelled, "Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee, PLEASE!" I finally stopped, turned, looked through the clubhouse window directly at the person with the mike and shouted back,

"Would the person in the clubhouse kindly shut the hell up and let me play my second shot?"

From Aussie Rules:

If AFL teams were women

• Sydney would be J-Lo - Quality all over, but especially good down back.
• West Coast would be Kylie Minogue - very decent despite not having much up front.
• Fremantle would be Danii Minogue - Always trying hard to be as good as her big sister, but will never measure up. The butt of everyone's jokes.
• St Kilda would be Krystal from Big Brother - has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
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GOLF HUMOUR of the day...

Blind Golf

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for particularly slow group of golfers.

The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!"
The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word with him."

"Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
The greenskeeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group was silent for a moment.

The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"

RUGBY HUMOUR for the day....

Rugby Humour

Little Bruce was in his junior school class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, politician. Bruce was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

 "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and then took Little Bruce aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said Bruce, "My father plays rugby for Australia, but I was just too embarrassed to say".