Women's Tee...
... It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker.
"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!!"
I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee." I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating.
Once more the man yelled, "Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee, PLEASE!" I finally stopped, turned, looked through the clubhouse window directly at the person with the mike and shouted back,
"Would the person in the clubhouse kindly shut the hell up and let me play my second shot?"
From Aussie Rules:
If AFL teams were women
- Sydney would be J-Lo - Quality all over, but especially good down back.
- West Coast would be Kylie Minogue - very decent despite not having much up front.
- Fremantle would be Danii Minogue - Always trying hard to be as good as her big sister, but will never measure up. The butt of everyone's jokes.
- St Kilda would be Krystal from Big Brother - has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
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