“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
- Bob Hope
“Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.”
- Ogden Nash
“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
- Lucille Ball
“A business absolutely devoted to service will have only one worry about profits. They will be embarrassingly large.”
- Henry Ford
“Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up ’cause they’re looking for ideas.”
- Paula Poundstone
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
- George Burns
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